Sunday, Jun. 12, 2005 - 3:08 p.m.

Oh, bananananana


Friday, down pub, a friend joins us late in the evening and places a single banana on the table. She challenges us to find a way to hold a single banana that is neither comedy aggressive nor vaguely sexual. She�s struggled with the problem all the way here on the bus after deciding not to leave it on her desk all weekend, but was then troubled by the actual carrying of said �nana at the point of no return, and not having a bag to conceal the phallic fruit / amusing equaliser .

And, in truth, there is no way to manipulate a single banana without it sending all the wrong messages. None of the boys would even touch it. It did have its uses though, I did manage to hold up the table beside us for a cigarette, but they clearly wanted more vague sexuality from me than comedy aggression, stating I should be careful with that, it could take someone�s eye out.

Oh, the hilarity.

Yes, yes, I need to get out more.

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